Joann the Avid Sleeper, Joke

Joann was a lazy girl in school, who loved sleep and never bothered to pay attention to anything.

One day in class, Joann was asleep at her desk as usual...during Religious Studies...

Lecturer: "Who should we respect and love?"

No one answered, so the Lecturer repeated the question. Now, sitting behind Joann was her naughty classmate, a boy by the name of Peter, and he decided to play a prank on Joann. Peter prodded Joann in the rear with the sharp point of his mechanical pencil and she screams out in pain, "Mom!!!".

Lecturer: "Absolutely correct!"

The Lecturer praises Joann, who promptly dozed off asleep at her desk again. The Lecturer proceeds to ask his 2nd question.

Lecturer: "Class, please answer this 2nd question -- quite simple -- and anyone should be able to answer. Who is the creator of Life and all that around us?"

Peter prods Joann again, who jumps up and screams, "God!!!". Once again, the Lecturer praises Joann for answering correctly and follows with another question.

Lecturer: "As a dutiful wife, what should she greet her husband every night before going to bed?"

Peter prods Joann again, but this time Joann is extremely angry and screams, "If you poke me in the rear one more time with that thing -- I swear I will break it in half!!!"

The Lecturer fainted...