Jokes: Air India

A friend sent me the following joke...

Surinder Singh's uncle was booked into an Air India flight to Bombay. But as this was the first time he ever flew, he made a few preparations that were out of place.

When the flight stewardess came around to take orders for the in-flight meal, the uncle declared loudly, "Miss, I have brought my own lunch. Make sure that you don't charge me for the food and drinks. I shan't be needing any of yours!".

So, as everybody was being served their in-flight meal orders, the uncle coolly began taking out his home-cooked meal and spread the same on his lap.

The man seated next to him was an American History researcher and he was ever so curious about the food and drink that the uncle was now preparing to eat. "Excuse me kind sir, what is it that you are drinking?", he asked.

The uncle picked up the yogurt-based Lassi drink and said, "This my good man is Milk of India!".

Then the uncle took out several chapattis and started chowing down on them. Again the American was curious. "What is this dish?", he asked.

The uncle holding up the greasy chapatti proudly replied, "This? Why this is Wheat of India!".

Finally the uncle took out his desserts. He offered some to the American. "What are these?", asked the American. "Sweets of India!", replied the uncle.

As everyone was settling down after having their meal, there was a sudden loud 'phooooot' sound emanating from the uncle.

Wrinkling and holding his nose in disgust, the American asked the uncle, "What in the blazes was that?!".

"Oh that's just Air India!", replied the uncle.